I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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