his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
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