i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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