I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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