I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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