we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I would ride that face into the sunset
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