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I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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