So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
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Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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