is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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