Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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