Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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