we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Farmville is her only friend.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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