i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
