I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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