You're so nebulous sometimes
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I need moral support for this bender
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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