yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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