her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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