No, drunk sperm still make babies.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
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