For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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