What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
try to milk me bitch
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