I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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