Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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