Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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