Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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