im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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