i think my tv is drunk
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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