and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
third nipple confirmed
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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