that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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