Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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