id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
honey bunches of taint.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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