I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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