Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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