Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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