Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I see more hoeing in ur future
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