I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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