She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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