scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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