someone get that fucking seahorse.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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