Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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