so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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