i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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