Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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