um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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