doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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