And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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