He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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