Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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