just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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