Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I'm at about main and main street
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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