Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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