1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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