Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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