I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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