It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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