I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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