their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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