BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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