Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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