she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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